special visitor

Yesterday morning I got a knock on the door and a little old man with a lap top was at my door. He was from the census agency and wanted to ask general questions about my "household" aka apartment. I answered questions about occupation, work hours, volunteer hours etc. So the next time the numbers come out on average people employed etc, E and I will a part of it! :)

Today at work the boys were driving me crazy. Numero uno blows his nose constantly, very loudly and leaves kleenex all over the place. He isn't sick but I think he is allergic to his new apartment. Gross! Numero two clears his throat, but it is so loud, you would think he is damaging it. I asked one time, nicely if he was ok, he said he just needed some water. I now want to buy him a water bottle so that I don't have to flinch 12 times a day!

Later when I went to the office to get some supplies I was flashed. Inadvertently I'm sure, but I saw a horribly hairy white butt crack, and not just a peak but a full 3 1/2 inches of crack, ew! What happened to his underwear? I don't know, I just walked away.

Lastly, I was on skype in hopes my sister living in Rome would pop on. She did not, however I got a phone call from "I have a large penis" no lie. I did not answer the phone and quickly signed off. I thought people listed as my friends could see when I was online but apparently anyone can.